Woe to you! Those who try to tempt me to stray away from the path of dieting! There are many of you out there who apparently think im joking about dieting! Im DEAD SERIOUS about it!

Reason 1:
In 3 weeks time, i will be heading to thailand and i plan to go snorkelling and sun tan on the beach. This would mean i will have to take my shirt off, and i happen to be a very considerate person. I don't want people around me disgusted by my flabbiness. I don't want them to lose their appetite because they see some fats jiggling around in the sun. I will not let that happen! I know its abit far fetch to expect abs in 3 weeks but i don't plan to make people lose their appetite because they feel depress after looking at the six packs... wish i could though. hehehe...

Reason 2:
In 4 months time, i will be flying to new york to start my tertiary education in NYU. I don't know whether you realise this or not, but we asians are not exactly the best looking race in the world. Our faces are flat, as if we all got punched in the face by our gynae when we emerged from our mother's womb. We get fat easily. (not everyone but i do!) We are short. (Except for yaoming) We have black hair and eyes which is rather boring. There are a few exceptions like andy lau and maggie q and lucy lui but in general, you gotta admit, we are not good looking. (I want to say we are ugly but that just sounds too depressing)

Look at the ang mohs! They have sharp features. They got great hair color, which ranges from blonde to ash brown. Their eyes are colored, like blue or green. And they look good with their colored eyes. Try it on an asian. It's just wrong. It looks demonic. And for some weird reason, those who keep their bodies fit have really good bodies, unlike asians whose body don't really look that fantastic even when its toned.

So anyway when school starts, i gotta make a good first impression. And remember, im up against these ang mohs whose gene's are superior to us in terms of looks. I have to compete against people like the football jocks! People you see from the cast of smallville! Eish... And i don't want the girls to go:
"Eww check out that fat asian kid! Haha! He has no friends! Oh wait he has the book worm club to befriend with! Hahaha!"

This must not happen.

Instead, they should be saying:
"Hey girl friend! Have you met Derrick? He is dead hilarious! And oh my god... isn't he like the cutest asian eveeeer!!"

Reason 3:
I don't want to die of heart attack early. And this is the most important reason. Really. The most important reason. I want to stay healthy. Yup. Nod nod. Ok fine... I couldn't think of another reason and there must always be 3 points to an argument... It just sounds better with 3. Not 2, not 4, but 3. Live longer. nodnodnod.

Sooo stop discouraging me! Stop tempting me to eat all those fatty food or super sweet stuff! Like encourage me to eat salad or something. Must lose the stupid fat on me!
Signing out - 4/01/2008 09:29:00 PM

Woe to you! Those who try to tempt me to stray away from the path of dieting! There are many of you out there who apparently think im joking about dieting! Im DEAD SERIOUS about it!

Reason 1:
In 3 weeks time, i will be heading to thailand and i plan to go snorkelling and sun tan on the beach. This would mean i will have to take my shirt off, and i happen to be a very considerate person. I don't want people around me disgusted by my flabbiness. I don't want them to lose their appetite because they see some fats jiggling around in the sun. I will not let that happen! I know its abit far fetch to expect abs in 3 weeks but i don't plan to make people lose their appetite because they feel depress after looking at the six packs... wish i could though. hehehe...

Reason 2:
In 4 months time, i will be flying to new york to start my tertiary education in NYU. I don't know whether you realise this or not, but we asians are not exactly the best looking race in the world. Our faces are flat, as if we all got punched in the face by our gynae when we emerged from our mother's womb. We get fat easily. (not everyone but i do!) We are short. (Except for yaoming) We have black hair and eyes which is rather boring. There are a few exceptions like andy lau and maggie q and lucy lui but in general, you gotta admit, we are not good looking. (I want to say we are ugly but that just sounds too depressing)

Look at the ang mohs! They have sharp features. They got great hair color, which ranges from blonde to ash brown. Their eyes are colored, like blue or green. And they look good with their colored eyes. Try it on an asian. It's just wrong. It looks demonic. And for some weird reason, those who keep their bodies fit have really good bodies, unlike asians whose body don't really look that fantastic even when its toned.

So anyway when school starts, i gotta make a good first impression. And remember, im up against these ang mohs whose gene's are superior to us in terms of looks. I have to compete against people like the football jocks! People you see from the cast of smallville! Eish... And i don't want the girls to go:
"Eww check out that fat asian kid! Haha! He has no friends! Oh wait he has the book worm club to befriend with! Hahaha!"

This must not happen.

Instead, they should be saying:
"Hey girl friend! Have you met Derrick? He is dead hilarious! And oh my god... isn't he like the cutest asian eveeeer!!"

Reason 3:
I don't want to die of heart attack early. And this is the most important reason. Really. The most important reason. I want to stay healthy. Yup. Nod nod. Ok fine... I couldn't think of another reason and there must always be 3 points to an argument... It just sounds better with 3. Not 2, not 4, but 3. Live longer. nodnodnod.

Sooo stop discouraging me! Stop tempting me to eat all those fatty food or super sweet stuff! Like encourage me to eat salad or something. Must lose the stupid fat on me!