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Drama. Comedy. Amazing.
The 3 words to describe this life.
The life of Derrick.

Pre Thailand
Before i flew off to thailand, i had a 3 day retreat at my sister's house. A retreat from my mum. hehehe. Anyway i moved to my sister's house to babysit. Not my niece... my sister is smart enough to know i cant take care of her baby for 5 minutes, let alone 3 days. I had to babysit her 2 dogs, which in my opinion is just like only one level harder. Of course i didn't know then, since i havent taken care of them for quite some time. And my bro in law has no problems with that. He is still wishing one of the 2 will mysteriously disappear.

So anyway those 2 dogs are maltese. Those cute small white furry dogs... Think you got the picture. Anyway they may seem cute and adorable... BUT THEY AREN'T.

Firstly, they are supposedly toilet trained. BUT THEY AREN'T. They peed all over the place. EVERYWHERE! This reminds me of a video i watched about matt damon.



"On the bed. On the floor. On the towel by the door. In a tub. In a car. Up against a mini bar."

My version would have been "On the couch. On the floor. On the bag by the wall. In the kitchen. In the toilet. Up against a baby cot." ARGH!!! That's how bad it was. Apparently they pee all over the place to show that they are angry that my sister has abandoned them.

You are probably thinking, Angry?! Dogs have emotions?! Well that brings me to my second point. These dogs are like humans trapped in dogs' bodies. It's totally scary. They seem to understand when we are talking about them. They go all emo when we say something bad about them. Especially one of them by the name of Teeger. He is the smaller and supposedly cuter one. However, if you really know him, he is not cute at all. He is a drama queen. He will scream like crazy if you carry him the wrong way. He gets jealous when you play with the other dog first. He goes suicidal by walking on the edge of the couch if you ignore him. And when my sister is not around, he will seek attention by 'clawing' you so that you will sayang him but the moment my sister returns, you become a stranger to him. In fact we once had a maid who was very scared of him. She claimed that he was too human-like, it was creepy.

Anyway by the time my sis got back from her bintan trip(or was it batam...), i was so so happy to hand over the dogs. I was kinda sick of cleaning up pee pools every 4 hours. And a day later, i was off to the airport to leave for Thailand. The amazing "budget terminal". But that's another story.

Signing out - 5/04/2008 12:06:00 AM